The school teacher was furious when Brad
The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard. “Don’t you know how to ride that yet?” he roared. “Oh yes!” shouted Brad over his shoulder. “It’s the...
View ArticleThe cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing,
The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -”Geez, are you lucky.” The cyclist says. -”What do you mean by lucky ?” The pedestrian angrily asks. “I got hurt...
View ArticleA math student who used to come to the
A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. “Where did you get the bike from?” his friends want to know. “It’s a `thank you’ present”, he...
View ArticleWhen is a bicycle not a bicycle?
When is a bicycle not a bicycle? When it turns into a driveway.
View ArticleWhat do you call a woman with a bicycle on her
What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? Petal !
View ArticleWhat do you get if you cross a bike and a rose
What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ? Bicycle petals !
View ArticleQ: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because
Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they’re two-tired.
View ArticleWhy can’t an elephant ride a
Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn’t have a thumb to ring the bell.
View ArticleWhat is a ghost-proof bicycle?
What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it.
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